December 2009
52 posts
New Year, New Tumblr
When I’m not posting pictures of pandas and shoes, I’m posting my writing at Brianna’s Jokes.
I’d love it if you started following me.
If you already follow me, feel free to tell your friends about it. You could reblog this post even.
Thanks, friends!
(Happy New Year!!!)
WatchWhen the Muppets come to work…
patbaer:
Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets- 12 Days of Christmas
WatchWhen Boyz II Men perform Motown Philly at work…
11/18 Soup Kitchens
briannasjokes:
It was announced this week that three Kosher soup kitchens are opening in Brooklyn and Queens, New York. The kitchens will serve matzo ball, split pea, and guilt.
11/18 Washington Blade
briannasjokes:
Washington Blade, the oldest newspaper in the U.S. for gays and lesbians, announced yesterday that it is shutting down after 40 years. The magazine is still deciding whether it wants to go out on the top or the bottom.
Tuesdays...
Jokes that Dan Hodapp and I write when Sarah keeps putting on wigs and distracting me…
“President Obama went to Copenhagen this week for the Climate Change Summit. When asked what he was going to commit to he said Sarah take off that wig”
-Dan
“This week, David Letterman did not spare Tiger Woods from his Monologue despite the fact that he recently had transgressions. I...
10/7
briannasjokes:
An Xbox 360 videogame console reportedly signed by Sarah Palin is being auctioned on eBay for 1.1 million dollars. The console is described as being in great condition, but likely to stop working for no reason.
11/11 Michael Jackson
briannasjokes:
According to court documents, Michael Jackson’s funeral in September cost more than a million dollars. Which is the most Jackson’s estate has paid to bury anyone since the passing of Bubbles.
9/14
briannasjokes:
Elton John and his partner David Furnish are trying to adopt a 14-month-old-boy from the Ukraine. Officials are nervous, worrying that someone would let Elton’s new son go down on him.
9/14
briannasjokes:
According to a new report Broadway ticket sales are down by over 9 percent this year. Theatres are blaming the poor economy and Lady Gaga concerts.
to think that if she asks, everyone will start following Ariele’s new tumblr, Insecure Drawings. It’s amazing.
pinchpennies:
my drawings are shy.
11/25
briannasjokes:
The use of Medical Marijuana in California is on the rise among minors who suffer from ADHD. Doctors have apparently found the one thing they can focus on, getting high.
